|Bee's Slime Monster|
It's just all about our Monsters, right? We all have them! Either they run around,destroy the house as they're turning in their siblings for doing something "they" had just done. Or they're in the closet, hiding, because they did what their sibling had just done. Or they are using toothpaste for a special kind of wall plaster, (sadly you won't know this for several weeks, and by then you just need to paint OVER it-sorry), Or they are under the bed- because that's where they hid the candy from the party two weeks ago. Or they are YOUR monster that makes a monthly visit and destroys your Zen state of mind, wreaks havoc with your wardrobe plans, makes you run and push aside persons that are looking at the HoHo's, chocolate donuts, chocolate cake......you get the idea, pick your poison but the point is, NO one is safe if they stand in between you and chocolate- old people, nuns, small children-you'd push them out of the way and YOU KNOW IT!
Aahh but this little monster is quiet, cute, smells like a craft store, is whine free, won't give you a second glance when you eat all of the above mentioned chocolate while your at the kitchen sink (OH please you know you've done it!), and he always has a ridiculously happy smile, just for you. And he's really not slimey, not like the real ones.
Click Here for yours -> Bee's Slime Monster ( Svg file)
Click Here-> Bee's Slime Monster (.png file-you know so you know how he's supposed to look)
Enjoy and remember, Open the Layers Window, so you can re-size then cut layers, or else he's just not going to look so cute, in fact he may look more weird than necessary and in that case don't tell anyone you got it from me....seriously I don't need anymore help looking weird, OK?! Just think of my well being please.
Here's a picture of my monsters, the one with the dark hair is the one I made too! Oh and do you notice how there is actual texture on the cute monsters?
That's thanks to Bee, my doppelganger, who sent me a card that had the texture on it and, OF COURSE I had to go get one, a cuttlebug that is...we all know that I can't NOT have something. Her work is far superior and I'm bitter about that...her blog is http://dare2beecreative.blogspot.com but you will enjoy seeing her adorable and oh so creative art. But again I'm not happy about her corrupting me, and did I mention that I'm bitter?
I never pushed a nun out of the way, I was kidding. Oh and I love Bee, but I'm bitter.